retiredjesus:

its that time of year when you start worrying bout your grades but its too late

(via way-to-study)

dulect:

when people say years young instead of years old

(via toastbutteregg)

andrewbelami:

totalariana:

When you ask your Mom for money and she ask where your money at

your mom:

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patrik-star:

that looks like the toilet plunger i threw out yesterday

that aint no toilet plunger that heres an antique its a umm a errm a 17th century souffle you see

man was i using mine wrong, how much?

5 bucks

i only got 7

DEAL!

patrick star you are one smart shopper

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heisennerds:

“oh you’re a vegetarian? you must be so healthy!”

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